31st July 2014

Post reblogged from Jewelry, tides, language: things that shine. with 401,121 notes

thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

Tagged: EVERYONE SEES YOU

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31st July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Yes Way! with 73,080 notes

Tagged: nichelle nichols: resident bamfawesome ladies being awesome

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30th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from let deity organize them with 192,151 notes

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

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30th July 2014

Post reblogged from SainAsylum with 190,059 notes

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

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30th July 2014

Post reblogged from l o v e s t r u c k with 266,259 notes

potatoeing:

doitsusleftnut:

navigatorin:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

meanwhile in england

  • i am in a dress
  • everybody you talk to opens conversation with ‘FUCK it’s hot’
  • there are three hour long traffic jams for the beach
  • everybody not at the beach is at home wailing that it’s too damn hot
  • the shops have sold out of hair removal cream

it is 28°C how do you people do this ‘heat’ thing

image

americans laughing in the distance

australians laughing maniacly 

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30th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from l o v e s t r u c k with 135,093 notes

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29th July 2014

Post reblogged from l o v e s t r u c k with 60,359 notes

homebeccer:

"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

Tagged: at all costs

Source: homebeccer

29th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from let deity organize them with 117,868 notes

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

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29th July 2014

Photo reblogged from let deity organize them with 184,976 notes

o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER

o-my-boys:

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29th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from give me some of that nitro-9 you're not carrying with 478,060 notes

arinwolfe:

nyannerz:

ive come here to receive a rub

Nose twitch of happy

Tagged: it must be bunnies

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