Sailor Moon is so important
bringing this back around just in case you’ve had a bad day
my favorite thing about this post being popular is that people like you are using it to cheer other people up, that is rad, thank you for being rad
Usagivision thus far. It seems to be reserved for the pretty (and yes, Usagi counts herself among that group!)
eliot spencer is the kind of guy that pretends to be annoyed with u all the time but will genuinely sit with u and watch ur favorite movie seventeen times in a row and let you braid his hair if it would make u feel better
Bitching the whole time.
but he still makes you cupcakes while he’s bitching
'what do you mean you don't have real vanilla extract? get up, we're going to the store'
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michaelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”
And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve
he literally painted adam and steve
untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock
a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting
your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum
you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.
And now, the weather.
passive aggressive family members
"guess i’ll never be a grandma"
"guess i’ll never be an aunt"
"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"
stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.
my family never did this to me, but my ex husband’s family did a lot. so every time i was asked “when are you going to make me a grandmother/father/aunt/uncle/whatever?”, i told them i’d have babies if they’d pay my mortgage. i’d cheerfully go on about how the $1400/mo they’d put towards my mortgage would TOTALLY free up the money in my budget to cover all the medical expenses a pregnancy would incur, and then would continue to cover all expenses related to the child’s upbringing! they’d laugh and act like my request was ridiculous and i’d laugh and say welp then i guess i have to keep working full time unless someone wants to donate $1400/mo to cover how expensive spawning is! ha! ha!
and man, they fucking stopped asking.
I actually really, really, really appreciate how cool my extremely tiny family is. No one ever for a second dared assume I’d have kids; they pretty much all assumed I wouldn’t. No one assumed I’d be in a long-term relationship either, and yet still they have not changed gears to assume I’m having kids. My parents don’t give a flying fuck so long as they get a grand-dog or two someday (they also prefer dogs to babies) and there is literally no one else.
but bat’s comebacks are also winners.
The one side of my family is huge (my mom, her four sisters, and brother; 4/6 of them had kids), and all my cousins who can, with all of one exception, have had kids, so my grandparents have all the great-grandchildren they’d ever want. Also I’ve asked my mom, and she says she has no compulsion to be a grandmother (and then clarifies that if I decide to make her one she’ll be fine with it, but no pressure whatsoever); I think I asked my dad once and he said the same thing.
Which is the long way of saying I totally agree both with the “those comebacks are awesome” and “having a family that doesn’t exert any baby pressure is awesome” sentiments.
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